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February 2011

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“My only ambition is to continue to wear size 46/48 at Dior.” —Karl Lagerfeld (via fuckyeahkarllagerfeld)

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“Diane Simmons DIANE: Welcome back to Diane!
Diane Simmons Erica, it’s time for Mario’s little confession.
Mario Erica, you know I love you. But I gotta come clean.
Mario I’m not really a man.
Mario I’m a woman.
Audience [Cheering]
Erica My God! You’re a woman?
Mario Actually, I’m not really a woman.
Mario I’m a horse!
Audience [Cheering]
Erica My God! You’re a horse?
Mario Actually, I’m not really a horse.
Mario I’m a broom.
Audience [Cheering]
Diane Simmons DIANE: Okay. So how do you feel?
Erica To be honest with you, Diane, I’m surprised.” —

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“I’m making friends with senior citizens. Less emotional instability” —

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